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Zeta: We Remotely Controlled The Chaos
November 16, 2022 at 06:01 AM PST
Posted by Matthews

We welcome you to this, our fourth Zeta shift of Desert Bus for Hope 2022! Oh, what wonderful things we did. And now, you can see it for yourself!

Today, Zeta learns about sea wolves. Which are real? Apparently?

I have a girlfriend. She's a seal from another ocean. You wouldn't know her.

Time for a refreshing beverage!

The easiest way to start an argument is to say "Hey, who wants to have an argument?"

We continued building... Something?

Zeta goes on a ghost hunt. Oooooh, spoooopy

Do you remember these classic Canadian commercials? Probably not, let's be real.

Another bit of Nobody Bricksplodes. It's going fine. Please tell me it's fine? I need this right now.  

Yup, Zeta's haunted.

Well, while Zeta attempts to get in touch with the Ghost Busters, the bus keeps rolling on. Stay tuned for more absolute ridiculousness!

Sponsor Thank You: VDO.Ninja
November 16, 2022 at 04:08 AM PST
Posted by Matthews
Logo for VDO.Ninja

We’d like to take a moment to thank one of our tech sponsors, VDO.Ninja!

It takes a lot of tech to coordinate four teams of entertainers across multiple stream inputs, and we’re grateful to VDO.Ninja for helping us do it! It’s 100% free with no downloads or personal data required, and lets you bring live video directly into OBS or other studio software.

Extra Extra! Silent Auctions are now live!
November 16, 2022 at 02:26 AM PST
Posted by Matthews

As the bus rolls on, so does the silent auctions! And two new, fantastic ones just started up! These auctions are running until 10am PST.

First up, a pair of leather hair clips, kindly donated by DigitalSeahorse!

A leather hair clip with a flower center showing Spoopifer, with a leather leaf on either side with Omega, Nightwatch, and Zeta shift emblems

Measuring just under 5 inches by 2 plus some pretty rainbow dangling fringe bits they'll look majestic as they get blown in the wind. Ingredients: Love, leather, metal clip fixings, acrylic paint, Eco-Flo Leather Dye, Future Polish, Suede. May contain magic.

Current high bid is $333.69

The second of our two current silent auctions is a set of Super Mario Bros NES Enemy Coasters, donated by Kyle Gratien!

A set of 8 coasters, each resembling a different Super Mario Bros villain

These handmade pieces utilized 3D printed templates to create consistent pixel size, based on the actual sprites from the game. Each one was hand glazed to match the original color, and affixed with a cork backing to protect your surfaces from scratching. This set includes Bullet Bill, Buzzy Beetle, Podoboos, Spiny, Latiku, Cheep Cheep, Goomba, and Koopa Troopa as a shell, because it makes for a much better coaster shape. Most are around 4"x 4", with the Latiku closer to 6" x 4". Whatever your drink of choice is, this set will help you stay hydrated during your next gaming session.

Current high bid is $840.69

Sponsor Thank You: Steve Dengler and Dracogen
November 16, 2022 at 01:36 AM PST
Posted by Matthews
Logo for Dracogen

Steve Dengler is a geek many geeks want to be. He flies airplanes, speaks Italian and collects game memorabilia. Actually, just about anybody ought to be more like the modest man behind Dracogen Inc. He and a friend started a company straight out of university, and eventually the work paid off. Now he spends his resources beating bureaucracy, co-starring in a web comic, and overall getting good things to happen.

We can all only aspire to the levels of awesomeness and philanthropy exemplified by Dracogen, which is an organizing sponsor of Child’s Play and has provided many of the awesome auction lots we are excited to give away.

Desert Bus for Hope would like to thank Steve and Dracogen for their continued support in the organization of Desert Bus for Hope.

Silent Auctions Coming To An End Soon!
November 16, 2022 at 12:48 AM PST
Posted by Matthews

Time is running out on our two current silent auctions, but you still have a chance to sneak in and bid! They're running until 2am PST, so set your timer now!

First of our excellent silent auctions is a Crocheted Rainbow Chocobo, donated by Orin Drake!

A chocobo (fantasy emu), crocheted in a rainbow pattern

This chocobo is made of bright sparkly acrylic yarn stuffed with super squishy polyfil. Tail feathers, first primary feather and wing joints, legs, and front toes are wired for posability, while the back toes remain soft but reinforced to better distribute weight. They stand at a purely accidental 12 inches to the top of their crest, with an 11 inch wingspan and currently 5.5 inches from their chest fluff to the base of their tail. The eyes are dark raspberry purple-pink dyed agate.

Current high bid is $3030.30

Next is a Pokemon Shaker Charm Set, donated by crafter Patch_witch!

A set of 9 shaker charms, each with a different evee evolution, in a variety of colors

Made from resin and Pokemon cards, these shaker charms are the perfect way to take your favorite partner everywhere you go! Featuring Eevee and all their 'lutions, each charm is themed, unique, and handmade. Due to the nature of the charms, sometimes pieces will get stuck to the sides or back from static, don't be afraid to shake vigorously to try and loosen them up. They can be wiped down with alcohol wipes to remove smudges and fingerprints.

Current high bid is $1808.02

Sit Down for a Night Watch of Entertainment & Antertainment
November 16, 2022 at 12:43 AM PST
Posted by Soraya
The camera starts with a close up of 3D letters E&A. It zooms out as the letters rotate slowly into an angled view and the words "Entertainment & Antertainment" appear beneath.

We've got some real exciting, real life inspired content for you tonight here on E&A. Are you excited? We're excited. Let's take a look at our content for tonight.

French Columbo uses his little green cells to find a murderer - and it's not anyone you would suspect. Because it's the puppet. Yes. Wrinkles the RDP Puppet killed Harry, and Jordan is going to hold Wrinkles accountable.* Wow, what a twist. Did we just spoil the ending? Oops. Our bad.

*Portions of this broadcast have been edited and re-arranged for dramatic effect.

Jordan stands in front the green screen and pins Wrinkles the RDP puppet violent to the wall, one hand wrapped around its neck.

Time to move on to our behind-the-scenes look into the streamer's studio and learn more about what Graham is willing to order from McDonald's than is probably healthy for us even to listen to. Haha. Then in Lieography, we take a deep look into his storied past of questionable G-Vlogs that absolutely happened and are completely true even though our show is titled "Lieography."

Now, let us take a moment out of our regular programming to remember the Target employees who lost their lives in the Target Kids Uprising of November 15.

Truly, yesterday was a sad day for retail employment. But life moves on and so does E&A's programming.

We've reached the drama portion of the evening. Oh my. Titillating. Jordan talks a big game when he's ragging on James, but can he take what he dishes out? We find out in tonight's special episode of PO(n)G the Bounty Hunter, where Jordan takes on Graham in a coffee pong exhibition match.

An over-the-shoulder shot (from behind Jordan) shows the final point of the coffee pong match as Graham tosses a ball perfectly into Jordan's cup.

Oops, that ad up there was another spoiler wasn't it? Let's not dwell on it. We have so much action ahead. Where were you when you learned that despite Ian's claims to fame, it is actually Graham who has more bus stops?

Let us take another pause in our programming to watch NASA launch a spacecraft that will loop around the moon. Wow. Do you think they get TV on the moon? We should talk to our network execs about locking down the moon demographic. We already have viewers at NASA.

The NASA rocket Artemis I launches into the sky. We see a close up of the craft with huge trails of flame streaming from its thrusters.

Looks like we're out of time, gentle viewer. Thank you for tuning into E&A. We're going to---

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ZAT

Small gray blips called "snow" flash across a black television screen.

--THIS BROADCAST HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED. Matthew "William" Wiggins has sinned against Fugi. All of Night Watch must now suffer Fugi's wrath. Zeta Shift will have the first opportunity to discover the easter egg hidden in the overlay – an easter egg that will be turned off as soon as Night Watch starts their shift tomorrow, so they can never. Ever. Enjoy it. How do you like them easter eggs?

Giveaway: DB Shift Gold Pressed Latinum
November 15, 2022 at 10:27 PM PST
Posted by Soraya
A gold box shaped like a trapezoid sits open, its contents facing the camera. There are five rectangular bars, also golden, with the logos of Desert Bus shifts printed on them.

The Rules of Acquisition clearly state that you should not donate DB Shift Gold Pressed Latinum to charity! But you can't negotiate with these Starfleet types, they're all goody-goody and "ooh save the children." For one brick and five strips of gold-pressed latinum, these hyoo-mans better be saving lots of children. What? They are? Nyehhhh!

Throw money at this giveaway in increments of $5.82 (or, shudder, multiples of that much) before 11:30pm PT and you can at least acquire this gold-pressed latinum.

Sponsor Thank You: MomoCon
November 15, 2022 at 09:53 PM PST
Posted by Soraya
MomoCon has a blue logo with halftone dots adding texture to the letters. Three bright orange peaches cluster near the letter M.

MomoCon in downtown Atlanta brings together fans of Japanese Anime, American Animation, Comics, Video Games, and Tabletop Games to celebrate their passion. If those are passions you'd like to celebrate, their next convention will be in May 25-28, 2023!

MomoCon also sponsors Desert Bus for Hope, for which we are grateful! Thank you MomoCon for your support.

Giveaway: Secret Lair Artist Series Collection
November 15, 2022 at 09:26 PM PST
Posted by Soraya
A stack of three white boxes. Each is labeled "Artist Series" and has the name of a different artist. In order, they are: Thomas Baxa, Mark Poole, Johannes Voss.

The Secret Lair Artist Series Collection from Magic: The Gathering lets you bring home special editions of really cool cards, either reprinted or revised by the artists. This set from Thomas Baxa, Mark Poole, and Johannes Voss could be yours for a donation of $9.87 (or multiples thereof) before 10:10pm PT!

A Magic: The Gathering card labeled "Balance," depicts an image of a two figures floating and holding a sword between them. The figure on the right is a skeleton.
Sponsor Thank You: Nix of Nothing
November 15, 2022 at 09:14 PM PST
Posted by Soraya
Logo for Nix of Nothing By M. Lee Lunsford. The comic title is outlined in blue, with a skull inside the letter "O" from Nothing.

Nix of Nothing is the weekly webcomic from M. Lee Lunsford, whom you may also recognize as the creator of the annual Desert Bus poster. Demigod Nix was supposed to enjoy a life of freedom from divine expectations, but all that changed when an unknown divine force targeted them. Now they must journey to see if they can find peace once again.

Thank you Nix of Nothing and M. Lee Lunsford for your support of Desert Bus for Hope!