The Rules of Acquisition clearly state that you should not donate DB Shift Gold Pressed Latinum to charity! But you can't negotiate with these Starfleet types, they're all goody-goody and "ooh save the children." For one brick and five strips of gold-pressed latinum, these hyoo-mans better be saving lots of children. What? They are? Nyehhhh!

Throw money at this giveaway in increments of $5.82 (or, shudder, multiples of that much) before 11:30pm PT and you can at least acquire this gold-pressed latinum.