Driver and his bus will never BREAKUP

(Driver and his bus will never)

Wanna see the stuff that’s on the table?

Bid on these auctions if you’re able!

(You wanted to!)

You’re welcome.

There are new Auctions coming your way this morning:

• Adi Sauncers has donated a Creepy Doll sweatshirt for all your creeping needs!
• “Phalanx”, a colossal Shadow of the Colossus painting with accompanying pieces!
• A Zero Punctuation poster signed by the most bitter game critic of all: Yahtzee Croshaw!
• Bid your shiny metal ass off for this latch-hook rug made by Jamas Enright!

Dragon Chow Dice Bags produces awesome dice bags with a flat bottom to ensure your bag will not tip over and spill your precious dice (unless your DM prefers that whole “angry gods flip the table from time-to-time” approach like ours does). If you were hoping these might be bags full of something to feed that dragon, you’re probably out of luck (you’re the one who tastes good with ketchup, after all!).

Dragon Chow has graciously donated a very special lot of their amazing dice bags to Desert Bus; each one is hand crafted and made with special, limited edition Desert Bus for Hope fabric! D20s stored in these bags are guaranteed to roll 20s roughly five percent of the time!

If you’re not lucky enough to get one a limited edition Desert Bus bag, there are still plenty of others available at www.dragonchow.com.

We know you can’t watch the feed 24/7, so we’ve been putting some of the best clips up on Youtube! Check out the Desert Bus channel and watch some!

Privateer Press, the award-winning publishers of No Quarter Magazine and the explosively popular Warmachine and Hordes tabletop miniature game lines has joined Desert Bus as a sponsor this year!

Privateer has been a driving force in tabletop gaming since it released The Iron Kingdoms to critical acclaim and industry awards in 2001. Over the next few years they hit two more out of the park with the steampunk inspired Warmachine in 2003 and the feral, monstrous Hoardes in 2006, and has continued to expand their existing game lines and produce other games of immersive, breathtaking quality like their new role playing release, Five Fingers: Port of Deceit.

It’s an exciting time to be a player of Privateer’s games and that excitement is coming to you with a whole horde of swag from this awesome company.

More silent auctions going live in 3… 2… 1…

• Give Estelle the wee chobobo a home! Bred by master chocobo breeder Orin Drake, Esetelle is a stylish addition to any room and goes well next to your Materia!
• A special edition of the depressingly great card game Gloom that comes with an extra card – the Desert Bus!
  
• Epic glasscrafter Felix made this explosive Creeper Plate just for you, so bid on it!
• Both Windows/Mac version and paper copy of the addictive SpaceChem signed by creator Zach Barth!

Welcome to Tuesday morning, Bus-fans! Scope out these awesome gets!

• You gotta catch these hand-crocheted Pokeball coasters and hand-painted Master Ball box made by Juliamon!
• Creator Elomin Sha has donated the full 3-part set of Desert Bus Drive Your Own Adventure – It’s for the Children Edition!
  
• Keep yourself  warm as you cuddle by the monitor during Desert Bus 7 with this Desert Bus Quilt of Win by Marisa Low!
• Roam the Wasteland in style in this Vault 101 jumpsuit made by Brian Stewart! +5 CHA!

Scott Kurtz is on the phone right now and is auctioning off a guest appearance in Player vs. Player!!!!?!?!

Join in the chat and bid now!

Come now!

UPDATE: Scott will be auctioning off ANOTHER guest appearance at 9pm on Tuesday, November 20th (tonight!)

One of the biggest pen and paper RPG companies in the world Paizo started developing content for the Dungeons and Dragons system a decade ago. Since then they’ve launched their popular Pathfinder tabletop adventure game, supporting it with rule books, maps, miniatures, and even comics. If you’re interested in fantasy gaming Pathfinder will have something to satisfy you, while if you prefer to enjoy your fantasy adventures in a solitary manner you can enjoy the works published by Paizo’s Planet Stories fiction imprint.

Prepare yourselves: Bill Corbett is calling in this morning at 9AM!

This is an amazing surprise for Desert Bus as Bill is a legend in the geek comedy world! He used to write for Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and also provided the voice of Crow 2.0 as well as various other characters! He’s also a performer and writer for Rifftrax, a hilarious mock-fest where Bill and his peers rip apart bad movies in the style of an in-movie commentary. Scientists have recently proven that Rifftracks are the only force on Earth strong enough to counter the so-called “Twilight Suck-Wave” enough to low the sparkly vampires movies’ leathality to “watchable”.

Bill will be calling in on Tuesday, November 20, 2012 9:00 AM PST, so post any questions in the Comments section of this post and tune in for the impending doom!

It’s 10:00 PM, time for some new auctions to hit the block!

• Loom creepily the background of in this cool Creepy Doll sweatshirt donated by Abi Saunders!
• Show your <3 for PopCap with a grab-bag of awesome PopCap and EA goodies!
• Unleash your fury with a signed Privateer Press Hordes pack!
• A gorgeous limited edition print of “Red Beauty” by Ivory Dragon Studios signed by the artist!