Driver and his bus will never BREAKUP

(Driver and his bus will never)

Wanna see the stuff that’s on the table?

Bid on these auctions if you’re able!

(You wanted to!)

You’re welcome.

There are new Auctions coming your way this morning:

• Adi Sauncers has donated a Creepy Doll sweatshirt for all your creeping needs!
• “Phalanx”, a colossal Shadow of the Colossus painting with accompanying pieces!
• A Zero Punctuation poster signed by the most bitter game critic of all: Yahtzee Croshaw!
• Bid your shiny metal ass off for this latch-hook rug made by Jamas Enright!