Happy Thanksgiving to all our Canadian brethren!
Our Thursday prize previews have been so much fun that we thought we would spend the last month(!) leading up to Desert Bus offering you a sneak peek on both Mondays AND Thursdays. We have so much great stuff, we just can’t pick which ones we want to share with you – so we’re giving you a whole bunch!
Princess Peach Framed Cut Paper Art
Crafted & Donated by Schala-Kitty

Dedicated to one of video game’s beloved leading ladies, this piece is a unique and beautiful take on Princess Peach’s famed stained glass window. Over 100 precision cut vellum and pearl cardstock pieces recreate the look of stained glass from paper. The artwork is adhered directly to the frame’s multiple panes of glass to create the illusion of floating and can be displayed with either side of the box facing forward: the princess framed by delicate peach blossoms, or with the flowers at her back. Details such as the power-up symbols on the arches, the stylized ribbons, and the sparkling gems add to the artwork’s charm. In addition, the piece itself comes in a shipping box beautifully decorated with Princess Peach marker illustrations.
About the Crafter:
Schala-Kitty is a life-long gamer and crafter who enjoys making fan merchandise for her fellow geeks. She has been a Craft-Along participant since Desert Bus 6, has sold at several Artists Alleys in the past, and currently runs a shop on Etsy. While she sells stationery, notebooks, and bookmarks everyday, Schala-Kitty and her trusty Silhouette Cameo relish the challenge of creating cut paper art made up of many intricate, precisely cut pieces carefully assembled by hand. Everything she makes is full of the fun, joy, and inspiration that comes with being a fan.
Planeswalker Boxed Set (2014 SDCC Exclusive)
Donated by Lady Planeswalker Society

This little black box packs a huge Planeswalker punch, containing limited edition versions of Ajani, Jace, Liliana, Chandra, Nissa and Garruk, in their Magic 2015 Core Set incarnations. Each of these six premium cards is presented in a sleek black-on-black format unique to this release. We’re talking a “never before and never again” scenario here – not something you can just nip over and pick up at your local game store. But we’ll have one at Desert Bus, and it could be yours!
About the Sponsor:
This awesome item is donated by the great folks from Lady Planeswalker Society. LPS is a group of devoted Magic fans, who come together to create a fun, welcoming community for women of all skill levels to play (guys welcome too – LPS are a friendly & inclusive bunch)!
All of our crafters are amazing. But this one slew a dragon. I know it’s not a competition, but she wins.
Head of Drogon
Crafted & Donated by CultureShock007

Drogon, notorious problem child of the Mother of Dragons, has oft been described as the biggest and fiercest of the Targaryen dragons. He’s now the most low maintenance and docile, requiring only the occasional dusting! It was only a matter of time before this fellow met a terrible fate, we just beat George R.R. Martin to the punch! Professionally stuffed by the most talented taxidermist of House Bolton, this one of a kind specimen can now decorate the wall of your own great hall or personal chamber! The Head of Drogon is easily hung from walls by a single nail or screw and is lightweight for its bulk. Specially crafted resin eyes are designed to follow you as you go about your daily plotting to secure the Iron Throne.
Special thanks to the Windblown Mercenaries, many of whom were slain in the process of procuring the specimen. Nobody really liked them much anyway.
About the Crafter:
Cultureshock007 is a space warlord who does crafting on the side to relieve the stresses of the Space War. Being a space warlord doesn’t exactly pay the bills, so she works as Production Assistant (entry level film wage slave) to fund her campaign of terror from her base in New Vancouver, Space Canada. Her interests include time travel, needle felting, sculpting, casting, video gaming and toturing rebel spies… sometimes by needle felting them.
This year we’re starting a little feature that will provide you with a sneak peak of one of our awesome prizes every Thursday until Desert Bus 8. We want you to be as excited as we are about all the awesomeness we have in store for you! For example:
Adventure Time’s Finn and Jake Dolls
Crafted & Donated by Melissa

What time is it?
Fresh from the Land of Ooo, Adventure Time’s Finn and Jake are ready for swords fights and heroic rescues, with plenty of supplies in tow! This adventurous duo have brought along Finn’s trusty backpack, his golden sword, and most importantly, the like-like sweater given to him by Princess Bubblegum! Wherever their path lies, whether as a child’s new favorite toy or a treasured possession for the kid at heart, Finn and Jake are armed, protected, and ready for action!
The dolls and backpack were adapted from a pattern by Lucyravenscar on Etsy.
Melissa has been crocheting for a very long time and knitting for even longer. That’s what she does whenever she’s not working on a degree in art history and anthropology at California State Long Beach or going to every museum she can find in Los Angeles. She has contributed crafts for Desert Bus in the past, and says she will happily do it again for every Craft-Along in the future.
To all you beautiful people who were hoping to volunteer for Desert Bus 8,
We’re sorry, but all our volunteer positions for this year have been filled. We know that during Desert Bus 7 we promised that we would put out an open call for volunteers for Desert Bus 8. What we didn’t account for was that all our previous volunteers would want to come back. Really guys? You want to do it AGAIN?!?!
We had less than 10% turnover in volunteers this year, and now that we know exactly which volunteer positions we will have available, we know that we can fill those positions with the volunteers that we already have.
We really want to give as many people as possible the chance to volunteer, but we don’t want to push out existing volunteers who have worked so hard and done a great job for us in the past.
That being said… Any of you who would be interested in volunteering in 2015 please feel free to send an email to volunteer@desertbus.org and we will make note of your interest in volunteering for future Desert Buses.
Again, we apologize for not being able to take more of you, but the Moonbase is only so big, and there is only so much Poo-pourri. *ha, poop joke*
Stay classy,
The Desert Bus Crew
Mark your calendars, request your time off of work, and start stocking up on sleep now, the 8th annual Desert Bus for Hope leaves the station at
and we want you aboard.
(There are always so many vacant seats!)
Each person’s preparation for Desert Bus is different. Ashton learns to sleep with his eyes open in front of his computer. Tally works like a madwoman and then gets a manicure. Every crew member gets a haircut, except Alex, who herps the maximum number of derps allowed by law.
So do what you have to do to prepare. Some suggestions include:
- Tell your boss you are going in for invasive surgery on November 14th and you will need at least 1 week to recover. (People don’t like the word ‘invasive’ he/she won’t ask you any more questions.)*
- Begin brain calisthenics. We recommend theoretical physics. You will need all your synapses firing at full speed to come up with the most ridiculous and innovative challenges.*
- Rob a bank. We have some really good prizes this year. And if you get caught, tell them you are making an involuntary charitable donation on behalf of the bank. I’m sure they will thank you and let you go. Maybe you’ll even get a hug.*
- Ensure you have an internet connection. If you don’t, you’re probably not reading this so… yeah, I don’t know what to do about that.
- Tell your friends! Help us make DB8 the best DB yet. The more people, the further our reach, the more opportunities we have to raise money for the sick chillin’s.**
*If you actually do this, we are not responsible for the consequences.
**Actually do this!
THANK YOU.
You guys are amazing.
Once again, your generosity is unbelievable.
We thank you all from the bottoms of our hearts. Desert Bus for Hope is truly a community effort and none of this would be possible without every single one of you. You are the best community anyone could ask for.
If you want to help us make Desert Bus 8 even better, please consider taking a moment to complete our survey. (It’s short, I promise.)
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/2BBDFP7
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
For the children!
LAST CHANCE TO GET
A DESERT BUS 7 POSTER!
Why not pick up one of our fantastic Desert Bus 7 posters? As every year, it is stupendously illustrated entirely by Michael Lunsford of Supernormal Step.
HURRY because the poster is ONLY AVAILABLE until Sunday, November 24 at 8pm PST!
Still pining for more Desert Bus?
As we wrap up, our Gallic friends at Desert Bus de l’Espoir are livestreaming their Desert Bus odyssey from the heart of France … get them on Twitter at #desertbusfr, check out their stream, and donate some Euros for the children! Bonne courage, camarades!
Remember the Seven Dollar Superheroes we collected from our special guests over the course of Desert Bus 7? Did you know that some of the talent and volunteers added their own too?
Here’s the full list we came up with. Have a favorite? Let us know in the comments! And if you feel inspired to draw one, send it in to stuff@desertbus.org! We’d love to see your creativity
Creator: James Turner
Hero: The Highwayman
Powers: Can create an overpass anywhere, anytime, to get him straight from where he is to where he wants to go.
Matt Fraction
The Variant
Plucks prototype products that were almost made, should have been made but weren’t — grabs them from an alternate dimension where they were made and brings them back to his dimension.
Bill Corbett
Mr. Tambourine Man
Man who is a tambourine who can transcend time and space. Can petrify and shatter dinosaurs.
Louis Moga
Nyan Man
Can summon magical fiery kittens to attack their enemies, and anyone the kittens bite is immediately set on fire.
Stepto
Harmony Man
Can sing perfect harmony. Can’t pick music very well.
Grant Imahara
Captain Forgetful
Can make you forget a 10-second span of time.
Bobak Ferdowsi
Brainosaurus
Giant tyrannosaurus with a giant brain and can actually tell us what happened to the dinosaurs and what their world was like.
Mikey Neumann
Disorder
Multiple personality disorder, each personality has a different power, and changing between them is uncontrollable.
Mia Steinberg
Feli Day
The ability to summon kittens from the ether, cheer you up with it, then poof it out of existence (and into a nice home).
Teller
Waffle Man
Uses waffle iron to make waffles or hit them. Sidekick is Maple Syrup who is a large jug with legs.
Penn
Chicken Head/Manfoot
Legion of evil animals.
Paul and Storm
83¢ Man
Can always get 83¢ from his pocket.
Paul and Storm
Valdeez
Can drink as much liquid as possible but pees if he gets wet.
Mike Mearls
American Man
Can never understand the metric system.
Rodney Thompson
Blackout
Narcolepsy.
Peter Lee
Mr. Moneybags
Giant bag of coins to hit people with. Sidekick Exact Change Boy has exact change.
Dan Helmick
ROYGBIV
Alien with a rainbow gun.
Chris Lindsay
Hubtroller
Miniaturized internet explosions.
Chris Tulach
The Commuter
Knows all the bus schedules for whatever city he’s in.
Jimmy Hinson (BCG)
Jurassic Justice
Ability to shoot dinosaurs at poor drivers.
Phil Plait
Hotel Curmudgeon Man
Ability to make people walk quietly late at night.
Harrison Krix
The Temporal Mechanic
Can fast-forward or reverse time on man-made mechanical objects.
Allen Schauffler (AJAM reporter)
Jib Guy
Uses the power of the wind to spread good cheer.
Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw
Super Invisibility Man
The man who can turn invisible, but only while playing the trombone.
Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw
[No name, BONUS second superhero]
The man who can communicate with technology but it all inexplicably hates him.
Bob Chipman
Cheese Man
He has power over cheese: 1. Communicate; 2. Manipulate with lacto-kinetic powers.
Jamie Dillion
Captain Corgi
Can summon a herd of corgis at will; either overwhelms enemies with cuteness or ferociousness
Jim Sterling
Lobster Regurgitator
Pins down criminals with claws and spews mini lobsters at them, then calls the cops on his cell that has moderate service.
Aaron Forsythe
Butter Man
Excretes butter from his hands for toast or corn. Or other stuff.
Tally
Scissor Girl
Anytime, anywhere, her hands can turn into any kind of scissors.
Bill’s Mom
Splatter
Cape made of silica gel packs. When a pack is thrown it turns into a bugsplat and forces someone to do a good deed.
Bill
Ginger Whirlwind
Has really long arms and spins like a tornado.
Bonnie Burton
Super Snooze
Could make anyone fall asleep instantly; they’ll shut up and get the best night sleep of their lives.
Dale Friesen
Large Print Man
Helps people with unexpected visual problems; sidekick is Corrective Lenses.
Max Temkin
Captain Janeway
Navigating unknown space while upholding Federation law.
Small Ian
Captain Defenestration
Can generate windows anywhere and throws villains out of them.
Cori
Bidoof
Rollout
Pika
Cat-Lady Woman
Throws crazy cat ladies who then throw cats at everyone.
Ash
Ashra Disastra
Can calm/reverse natural disasters by shaming them into submission.
Jer
The Sea Chef
Cooks crustaceans humanely, i.e., without boiling them alive.
Kim
Salad Lass
Has a salad spinner shield, a bandolier of weaponized vinaigrettes, and the Tongs of Justice.
Dammit Liz
Forced Perspective
Can make anyone she talks to see her point of view.
Dan Wu
Fiddler on the Roof
While on a roof has a mastery of the violin.
Brent
Jerry Rigg
Can build anything but it’s always made of the incorrect materials.
Sol Kauffman
Shipman the Shippingman
Can fit anything into any size packaging and get the lowest shipping rate on it, but anything he does this to is irreversibly changed and it’s different every time.
Mike Whitaker
Hype-atia
Uses hip-hop dance moves to fight evil: pop-and-lock = super flexibility; b-girling = super agility; ticking = slows down time; tutting = creates force shield. Armor contains a stereo to drop sick beats.
Andy
Little Lady Luck
Very good at catching busses right on time; drinks milk _right_ before it expires.
Brendan
Garçon
Travels the world to fight against the bland flavoring of the evil La Chef Dujour wit his utility belt of spices. Sidekick is Condiment Boy.
Graham Stark
Awkward_Fart.wav
Can spontaneously fart on command, with complete control over sound and smell. Used primarily for comedy.
Kathleen De Vere
Derp Cop
He has the power to detain people by blasting them with high intensity Derp Rays.
Alanna
Disinfectant Lady
Excretes disinfectant.
Maya
Sunkern
Sunkern Sunkern, Sunkern Sunkern Sunkern. SUNKERN!!!
Ian
The Soccer Team
He can multiply himself into eleven people, but only one can use their hands.
[Unknown]
The Feng Shui Ninja
Messes with the feng shui of the room to make everything uncomfortable.
Ashley
The Pit Stopper
The ability to correct all bad driving.
Kate Stark
Super Squee
Gain power from relative cuteness from those around her.
Jess
The Shipinator
Ships anything, anywhere.
Dix
Mod Man
Able to read scrolling text with the greatest of ease and able to ban at the speed of light.
Paul
Bass Fisherman
He’s a sound-based superhero. He can cause earthquakes with his low voice. The fishing thing is just to confuse his foes.
Beej
2-D Lad
Sees everything at 20/15 but it all looks like it’s printed on a piece of paper. Ironically, aper does not exist to him.
Ben W
Ingestro
Can determine any type of poison, but only after ingesting it.
Thomas
The Metabolizer
Can convert caloric energy _directly_ into physical/force/electrical energy. Weakness: celery.
Andrew
The ‘Shopper
Able to alter the fabric of reality using only a computer.
Cameron
Multiple Man
Able to perceive all possible outcomes of decisions, but cannot choose from them.
Andre
Conniving Crosstalk
While in a group, he can selectively allow or prevent specific people from hearing conversation, regardless of their position in the group. Weakness: utter silence.
Serge
Insomnia
Doesn’t have to sleep — ever! Imagine how much you could get done! Weakness: can’t work faster than a normal person, sleep rays.
Ashton
Elephant Man
He remembers everything, which fills him with a terrible, tragic sadness.
We’re within sight of the finish line, folks.
As I write this, we are at 154-and-one-half hours into about 155+1 of our Desert Bus marathon. It’s been a real privilege to be able to share this journey with you all week, and I am especially lucky to be able to blog you through the home stretch.
It’s been quite a week, with loads of unforgettable moments, and I have a feeling we might still have something special on tap for our grand finale.
What were some of your favorite memories — happy, funny, sad, or anything — from this year’s Desert Bus? Let us know in the comments!






























