Ashley Turner
Driving: Sunday, Nov 16 1pm – 4pm
Driving since: 2014
Points: 0
Crashes: 0
When not at Desert Bus, she can be found:
As a key member of the Ministry of Justice (though, she’s lobbying to have it renamed the Ministry of Avengers) Ashley is instrumental in the seizure of objects of unlawful activity.
No lie, she is personally in possession of the 5th and 6th yet unseen Infinity Stones from the MCU. Don’t even worry about it.
Special Skills:
I know every word to Baby got Back and know for a fact I can duet very well with someone singing along in an Afrikaans accent.
She’s a total geek for:
I like Iron Man. I like watching Iron Man, I like talking about Iron Man, I like playing with Iron Man, I like reading about Iron Man, I like dreaming about Iron Man, I LOVE to talk to Iron Man.
I like Iron Man.
Iron Man, Iron Man, Iron Man.
Claim to Fame:
I successfully won “Bros Clubbing Bros” at my own wedding.
Editor’s Note: She may have, in fact, won this FOREVER. Besides birthing a club soda or viewing one in a casket, I’m not sure this can ever be bested.
Biggest fear about Driving for DB8:
No, seriously guys. I’m terrified I’m going to crash the bus. I’ve put in MAYBE 30 minutes in the past 7 years.
HELP ME!
If she was reincarnated as a fruit or vegetable she would want to be:
Asparagus, cause then I’d have the chance to come back and make someones pee smell bad.
Favourite Cheese:
Brie
Doesn’t want you to know she listens to:
90’s Boy Bands
Her “moves like Jagger” are more like:
A fish out of water
To prepare for driving the bus she is:
Getting advise from the one person who’s driven the bus more than anyone in the world. Lucky for me I know where he sleeps.
What symbol does your superhero cape have on it?
Fe
For Kara’s last giveaway we have an offer of TWO DOZEN CUSTOM SUGAR COOKIES. These can be delivered ANYWHERE and can be yours for donations of $4.44 or multiples thereof for the next 10 minutes (until the end of Kara’s shift) GET HYPED!
So now we have both a donation drive goal and timeframe! Donate $20.11 or multiples thereof for your chance to win these amazing and super rare planes walkers! You have the next hour in which to do this! HOP TO IT!
This picture should be all that needs to be said! We have Mike and Tifa Robles of The Lady Planeswalker Society calling in at 11:00 AM PST, and we will be running a DONATION DRIVE for this item. Another copy of these SDCC Exclusive Black Planeswalkers went for a massive auction the other night, so this is your chance to get these for a steal! The actual amount needed to donate will happen during Mike and Tifa’s call in so stay tuned!!!!
Kara McLachlan
Driving: Sunday, Nov 16 10am – 1pm
Driving since: 2014
Points: 0
Crashes: 0
When not at Desert Bus, she can be found:
Raising money for charity. I’m not even kidding.
Special Skills:
She sings. A lot. All the time. Anything and everything. She’s pretty sure her neighbours dislike her for this very reason.
She’s a total geek for:
Musical Theatre and board games.
Claim to Fame:
She’s never seen Star Wars.
Biggest fear about Driving for DB8:
I’m not used to playing video games, let alone with a bunch of people watching. I’m also easily distractable. Oh my god this is going to be a disaster!
If she was reincarnated as a fruit or vegetable she would want to be:
Raspberry all the way. Sweet and tart.
Favourite Cheese:
Jarlsberg
Doesn’t want you to know she listens to:
Katy Perry
Her “moves like Jagger” are more like:
Jagger. They were good once, but now she’s just old.
To prepare for driving the bus she is:
I’m sorry, there’s preparation involved?!?! Crap.
What symbol does your superhero cape have on it?
No symbol, but it comes with a built in fan so it is constantly billowing behind me.
I can’t believe how many amazing photoshops we were given! You guys pulled out all the stops and showed some real creativity! Only one winner could be chosen however and that was user Cultist Rat!!!! Check out the rest of the submissions below!
Congratulations to both of our winners for the 4koma art challenge! It was a tough deliberation for our judges but in the end these two strips stood above their competitors! The challengers are pictured below!
Hodor, Hoooooodor Hodor…okay I’ll stop.
Until the end of the Ian/Johnny shift which is 24 minutes as of this post, you can donate $4.00 or multiples thereof for a chance to win this beautiful tiny Hodor!