Oh.

My.

God.

Do you want to win the Portal sign as much as I do? Enough to release a DEADLY NEUROTOXIN into the chat to remove the competition?

This prize is no lie. All you have to do is log in and donate any amount between $10 and $19.

When the hour’s up we will decide the winner in the following way:

1. Jer will roll a 10-sided die.
2. This number will be added to 10*.
3. This value will be the pool from which we draw the final winner.

Think of how insidious this is.

You still have 55 minutes. Let the Test begin… now.

*10 on a ten-sided dice comes up as a “0”. So 10 + 0 = 10. No. Trust me. It does.