This incredibly niche and in-joke filled clock is an absolutely amazing creation. Whether or not you want to know if it's time for crab, or if you just want to know the time and have a very weird piece of art in your home, donate $6.11 or multiples thereof by 11:50am PST!

Unearthed from a storage unit behind a haunted doll and the lost fifth season of BOAT is this clock that was once a CFU"T annual fundraiser donation prize, and it is now available as a Desert Bus for Hope annual fundraiser donation prize! How meta! Featuring state of the art vintage wood paneling and more fonts and clip art than you can shake a box full of floppy disks at, this clock tells you exactly what is on CFU"T at all times. So throw that TV Guide in the trash (recycling hasn't been invented yet) because this clock is all you need to know whether it's Time for Crab.