New silent auctions have begun, but you don't need to be silent about them. Proclaim your desire to bring them home with you loudly and proudly by placing a bid before 2am PT!
This dice machine is powered by ancient science, specifically Archimedes' Screw. It takes your dice and rolls them up through the inner workings of this cannon-like dice machine in order to roll them. Could you just put them in your hand and give them a throw? Sure, if you don't want to be awesome. But you do want to be awesome, and that's why this Desert Bus themed Dice Machine calls your name.
To paraphrase renowned bard Billy Joel, we all have a face that we hide away. Some are satin, some are steel. Some are silk and some are leather. Still others are mermaid and/or medusa depending on how recently you pissed them off you pesky little mackerel. Whatever mood she's in (and you can flip the poster up or down to show it), Cuphead's Cala Maria could be yours!