The first night has come, and it has been studiously watched. Already time means nothing to us as we carom from bit to bit with no sense of internal OR external logic. That's just how we roll from 6pm to midnight.

Of course, we can't start the evening without the evening news.

But hey, who's that? There's a new face on Nightwatch! We welcomed our new entertainer Rachel Weeks (who will be here for three shifts - alas, we cannot keep her for the full run). And of course, as with all newcomers, we took her to store.

Continuing our trend of important educational topics, we then turned to Ian Horner for a lesson in how to JoJo pose.

It was more dignified than the other pose Ian treated us to that night.

Also, there were a lot of sports tonight! Like, seriously, a lot of sports. We talked about baseball, we talked about hockey, we talked about Olympic breakdancing which is for-real a thing... and we came to a devastating revelation about the ratio of dogs to women being featured in sports movies. Now, that's a thought that's gonna fester.

All in all, it was a good shift, and Nightwatch is back in action. Drama, comedy, friendship. A dash of education. And just a lot of burger-related action.

This has been Nightwatch, tagging out for newly returned to in-person Zeta shift! Enjoy the cushions, Zeta. We smooshed 'em extra good for you.