If there's one thing we all learned from our good friend Iron Fist Alexander, it's that when you get stuck in a pit of mud, you need a buddy to help you. And Iron Fist Alexander is now here to help you out of whatever pit of mud (literal or metaphorical) that you might be stuck in, and also maybe to hold your plants in a really cool way. But don't put food in him and don't let him challege you to a duel: he is neither food-safe nor weapon-sturdy.
This auction is live NOW so get on in to Desert Bus for Hope and start bidding! You need a donor account connected to a Twitch account so you can type your bid in chat.
UPDATE (7:12pm PT) – Going, going, GONE to whatthebus for $7,500! Good jaaaaarb!