Welcome to the Wublic Broadcasting Services fundraiser event. Our operators are standing by to accept your pledge on this splendid occasion we call "Night Watch." We'll be here from 6pm to 12pm Pacific Time, raising money for the programming that has made this channel one of your favorites to put on in the background when guests come over to make yourself seem cultured.

Stay tuned for a medley of adequately whelming performances over the evening and remember: uWublic Broadcasting Services are supported by viewers like you.