Desert Bus for Hope

A replica of Mjolnir with runic type symbols on the hammers head and A replica of The Leviathan Axe lay securely in a hand crafted wooden chest with a dark stain and hand engraved details.

BOY! When I was your age I had to climb up the Jötunheim mountain in the snow, both ways, just to look at a God of War replica axe and hammer as beautiful and perfect as these ones made by Sam's Skunkworks. You kids have it so easy these days with your deserts and your buses bringing the Leviathan Axe and Mjölnir right to the comfort of your cozy, weak little home where you can gape at them freely and maybe even bid to win them after the ride starts. You could bring them both home in a wooden chest and you don't even have to slaughter an entire pantheon to do it! ARRRRGH

A replica of The Leviathan Axe, with a dark wood handle and various metal symbols adorning the head before meeting the blade. The blade has runic type symbols engraved on it.

Keep coming back to this MISERABLE website for more previews of the disgustingly awesome prizes and events in store for you after #DB2022 starts on November 12. That's only 3 days after God of War Ragnarök comes out but you make your own choices about how to spend your time.

A replica of Mjolnir with runic type symbols on the hammers head. The hilt is wrapped in dark leather, with gold metal accents on both ends.

Kids these days just want to dance around and support a worthy charity instead of battling ancient foes on the edge of a cliff like real, mature adults...