If you feel you may be a simulation trapped inside a virtual charity fundraiser event and wish to subtly signal to others who might share your fate, then oh, boy, do we have the T-shirt for you!

Our friends at Fangamer have knocked it out of the (virtual) park again with the 2020 official Desert Bus for Hope T-shirt, available in both Unisex and Women’s cuts.

Flawlessly modeled by our very own Max, its hip hues and eye-catching graphics (designed by the unstoppably rad Jon Kay at Fangamer) will keep you looking great from the waist up in any space, computerized or otherwise.

To be in with a chance of winning, donate $5.01 (or multiples thereof, $10.02, $15.03, $20.04 etc.) 11:30PM PST!