Driving: Thursday, Nov 23rd 10am – 10pm

Paul Saunders

Has been driving for: oh, so many years.

Points: 7

Crashes: 4

On vacation in South America, Paul was bitten by a radioactive sloth. He gained the proportional laziness of a sloth but has pledged to use his powers only to help those in need. Upon further investigation, it is possible that the sloth wasn’t actually radioactive, in which case, the laziness was inside him all along!