Johnny Blakeborough

Has been driving for: 6 years
Points: 2
Crashes: 5

A baby of a gifted scientists on the doomed planet Pognarma, Captain Wizard Monkey Mark 3 was sent to Earth by his parents to ensure their legacy. But instead of using his powers to make his parents proud he derped.

Johnny on Twitter!

Ashton Cummings

Has been driving for: many years
Points: 5
Crashes: 1

Birthed from a series of tubes and forged in the crucible of chat rooms and comment sections, he left behind the School of Internet Wizardry to fortify the Desert Bus and embolden its allies.

Ashton on twitter!