Remember the Seven Dollar Superheroes we collected from our special guests over the course of Desert Bus 7? Did you know that some of the talent and volunteers added their own too?
Here’s the full list we came up with. Have a favorite? Let us know in the comments! And if you feel inspired to draw one, send it in to stuff@desertbus.org! We’d love to see your creativity
Creator: James Turner
Hero: The Highwayman
Powers: Can create an overpass anywhere, anytime, to get him straight from where he is to where he wants to go.
Matt Fraction
The Variant
Plucks prototype products that were almost made, should have been made but weren’t — grabs them from an alternate dimension where they were made and brings them back to his dimension.
Bill Corbett
Mr. Tambourine Man
Man who is a tambourine who can transcend time and space. Can petrify and shatter dinosaurs.
Louis Moga
Nyan Man
Can summon magical fiery kittens to attack their enemies, and anyone the kittens bite is immediately set on fire.
Stepto
Harmony Man
Can sing perfect harmony. Can’t pick music very well.
Grant Imahara
Captain Forgetful
Can make you forget a 10-second span of time.
Bobak Ferdowsi
Brainosaurus
Giant tyrannosaurus with a giant brain and can actually tell us what happened to the dinosaurs and what their world was like.
Mikey Neumann
Disorder
Multiple personality disorder, each personality has a different power, and changing between them is uncontrollable.
Mia Steinberg
Feli Day
The ability to summon kittens from the ether, cheer you up with it, then poof it out of existence (and into a nice home).
Teller
Waffle Man
Uses waffle iron to make waffles or hit them. Sidekick is Maple Syrup who is a large jug with legs.
Penn
Chicken Head/Manfoot
Legion of evil animals.
Paul and Storm
83¢ Man
Can always get 83¢ from his pocket.
Paul and Storm
Valdeez
Can drink as much liquid as possible but pees if he gets wet.
Mike Mearls
American Man
Can never understand the metric system.
Rodney Thompson
Blackout
Narcolepsy.
Peter Lee
Mr. Moneybags
Giant bag of coins to hit people with. Sidekick Exact Change Boy has exact change.
Dan Helmick
ROYGBIV
Alien with a rainbow gun.
Chris Lindsay
Hubtroller
Miniaturized internet explosions.
Chris Tulach
The Commuter
Knows all the bus schedules for whatever city he’s in.
Jimmy Hinson (BCG)
Jurassic Justice
Ability to shoot dinosaurs at poor drivers.
Phil Plait
Hotel Curmudgeon Man
Ability to make people walk quietly late at night.
Harrison Krix
The Temporal Mechanic
Can fast-forward or reverse time on man-made mechanical objects.
Allen Schauffler (AJAM reporter)
Jib Guy
Uses the power of the wind to spread good cheer.
Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw
Super Invisibility Man
The man who can turn invisible, but only while playing the trombone.
Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw
[No name, BONUS second superhero]
The man who can communicate with technology but it all inexplicably hates him.
Bob Chipman
Cheese Man
He has power over cheese: 1. Communicate; 2. Manipulate with lacto-kinetic powers.
Jamie Dillion
Captain Corgi
Can summon a herd of corgis at will; either overwhelms enemies with cuteness or ferociousness
Jim Sterling
Lobster Regurgitator
Pins down criminals with claws and spews mini lobsters at them, then calls the cops on his cell that has moderate service.
Aaron Forsythe
Butter Man
Excretes butter from his hands for toast or corn. Or other stuff.
Tally
Scissor Girl
Anytime, anywhere, her hands can turn into any kind of scissors.
Bill’s Mom
Splatter
Cape made of silica gel packs. When a pack is thrown it turns into a bugsplat and forces someone to do a good deed.
Bill
Ginger Whirlwind
Has really long arms and spins like a tornado.
Bonnie Burton
Super Snooze
Could make anyone fall asleep instantly; they’ll shut up and get the best night sleep of their lives.
Dale Friesen
Large Print Man
Helps people with unexpected visual problems; sidekick is Corrective Lenses.
Max Temkin
Captain Janeway
Navigating unknown space while upholding Federation law.
Small Ian
Captain Defenestration
Can generate windows anywhere and throws villains out of them.
Cori
Bidoof
Rollout
Pika
Cat-Lady Woman
Throws crazy cat ladies who then throw cats at everyone.
Ash
Ashra Disastra
Can calm/reverse natural disasters by shaming them into submission.
Jer
The Sea Chef
Cooks crustaceans humanely, i.e., without boiling them alive.
Kim
Salad Lass
Has a salad spinner shield, a bandolier of weaponized vinaigrettes, and the Tongs of Justice.
Dammit Liz
Forced Perspective
Can make anyone she talks to see her point of view.
Dan Wu
Fiddler on the Roof
While on a roof has a mastery of the violin.
Brent
Jerry Rigg
Can build anything but it’s always made of the incorrect materials.
Sol Kauffman
Shipman the Shippingman
Can fit anything into any size packaging and get the lowest shipping rate on it, but anything he does this to is irreversibly changed and it’s different every time.
Mike Whitaker
Hype-atia
Uses hip-hop dance moves to fight evil: pop-and-lock = super flexibility; b-girling = super agility; ticking = slows down time; tutting = creates force shield. Armor contains a stereo to drop sick beats.
Andy
Little Lady Luck
Very good at catching busses right on time; drinks milk _right_ before it expires.
Brendan
Garçon
Travels the world to fight against the bland flavoring of the evil La Chef Dujour wit his utility belt of spices. Sidekick is Condiment Boy.
Graham Stark
Awkward_Fart.wav
Can spontaneously fart on command, with complete control over sound and smell. Used primarily for comedy.
Kathleen De Vere
Derp Cop
He has the power to detain people by blasting them with high intensity Derp Rays.
Alanna
Disinfectant Lady
Excretes disinfectant.
Maya
Sunkern
Sunkern Sunkern, Sunkern Sunkern Sunkern. SUNKERN!!!
Ian
The Soccer Team
He can multiply himself into eleven people, but only one can use their hands.
[Unknown]
The Feng Shui Ninja
Messes with the feng shui of the room to make everything uncomfortable.
Ashley
The Pit Stopper
The ability to correct all bad driving.
Kate Stark
Super Squee
Gain power from relative cuteness from those around her.
Jess
The Shipinator
Ships anything, anywhere.
Dix
Mod Man
Able to read scrolling text with the greatest of ease and able to ban at the speed of light.
Paul
Bass Fisherman
He’s a sound-based superhero. He can cause earthquakes with his low voice. The fishing thing is just to confuse his foes.
Beej
2-D Lad
Sees everything at 20/15 but it all looks like it’s printed on a piece of paper. Ironically, aper does not exist to him.
Ben W
Ingestro
Can determine any type of poison, but only after ingesting it.
Thomas
The Metabolizer
Can convert caloric energy _directly_ into physical/force/electrical energy. Weakness: celery.
Andrew
The ‘Shopper
Able to alter the fabric of reality using only a computer.
Cameron
Multiple Man
Able to perceive all possible outcomes of decisions, but cannot choose from them.
Andre
Conniving Crosstalk
While in a group, he can selectively allow or prevent specific people from hearing conversation, regardless of their position in the group. Weakness: utter silence.
Serge
Insomnia
Doesn’t have to sleep — ever! Imagine how much you could get done! Weakness: can’t work faster than a normal person, sleep rays.
Ashton
Elephant Man
He remembers everything, which fills him with a terrible, tragic sadness.
We’re within sight of the finish line, folks.
As I write this, we are at 154-and-one-half hours into about 155+1 of our Desert Bus marathon. It’s been a real privilege to be able to share this journey with you all week, and I am especially lucky to be able to blog you through the home stretch.
It’s been quite a week, with loads of unforgettable moments, and I have a feeling we might still have something special on tap for our grand finale.
What were some of your favorite memories — happy, funny, sad, or anything — from this year’s Desert Bus? Let us know in the comments!
500,000

What more can we say? Thanks you your amazing support, we have topped half a million dollars.
We’re up in the stratosphere now, well beyond any past any past Desert Bus, and still going strong, at least for a few more hours.


Paul alone has brought in over $100k on his shift alone! That’s more than Desert Bus 1 and 2 combined. The benefits of running anchor it seems.
We have one last item to go under the hammer.
It is a jumbo (approximately 24″ × 36″) signed copy of the official DB7 poster, which comes with a certificate of authenticity.
Note that this item is a much larger version of the poster that is for sale in the LoadingReadyRun Store.
Honorary citizenships are a rare acclaim indeed. Only one Swede holds an honorary citizenship in Canada, and that is humanitarian Raoul Wallenberg, but we have to wonder whether our Governor General might consider another.
That would be none other than Markus “Notch” Persson, the mastermind behind the paradigm-shattering phenomenon that is Minecraft.
Notch, like his compatriots Mr. Wallenberg and Alfred Nobel, has ever been a friend to humanity. Perhaps never, however, has Mr. Persson’s philanthropy been more apparent than this evening when he donated a kingly sum of $10,000 (yes, ten thousand: a thousand ten times) for a… uh… pack of silica gel James found on the street?
Now, I know we all need H2O to live, but, still, I wonder if SiO2 might be my new favorite triatom.
I call it a “Troika“
For those who missed it, James (our ever-reliable leadoff driver) put on a masterclass in Desert Bussery.

James successfully “Troiking”
No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is James, with Van Cliburn-esque dexterity, hitting a treble by playing Desert Bus, Desert Bus 2600, and Desert Bus iOS, simultaneously.
Here indeed is a virtuoso at the height of his powers.
How about another eleventh hour
Donation Drive?
Sound good?
Good!
Donate increments of $6.20 until 5:30pm for a chance at
a Desert Bus 2600 Prize Pack
courtesy of the bods at Clever Machine Studios
In case you missed it on the stream, our comrades-in-arms at Amateur Pixels — who produced the mobile Desert Bus game (available on the Apple Store and Google Play) — dropped a bus-sized donation on us to the tune of $10,602 — a sum which represents their entire proceeds from the game over the course of the past year! Wow!
Aaron wrote into us to tell us about their astounding donation:
Hey guys,
Just poking in with some info about the Android/iOS app proceeds as Kathleen mentioned… The total for this year was $10602 – better than last year and we hope to keep it up for future years! That’s about 15000 players which is just insane! Some links to the game are:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/desert-bus/id470288016
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tueidj. DesertBus Cheers, and congrats on another successful year,
– Aaron
– Amateur Pixels
Thanks Aaron! We’re infinitely grateful for your support!
OK, so it’s not quite numerically accurate, but, according to our live, real-time graph, with Paul expertly captaining the bus, we have just blasted past the final total for DB6, making this (unofficially) the most successful Desert Bus for Hope to date!!
Way to go!

























































